animehater:

it’s so hard to read my emotions…I’m either angry, excited, or indifferent. none of the other emotions show up on my face and that’s why I can get away with being sneaky but I’m not sneaky because that’s rude.

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charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

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unfreezes:

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible.

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phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

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bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky)

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gnarly:

your text post was funny but I’m not gonna reblog it bc I hate you

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To the girl that complains how fat she is and then doesn’t try in gym class….. Do you see your problem?